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(Sunday, January 14, 2007-)
+1/14/2007 06:23:00 PM]*
Ok, now that most of the reports and presentations are done with, there is only one more dumb thing to go through every sem... THE MOST DREADED EXAMS...
So everyone is busy studying for their exams, and everyone is so looking forward to after exams, not to say the least me...
I think studying is a chore now, no more a privilege... I mean, who studies till the point that they wanna vomit blood... I seriously need to play, whatever it is, online games, video games, computer games... U name it, i need it...
I shall be a doctor for once... For all suffering from lack-of-playtime disease (that's what liteng calls it)...
The prescription:
Tons of games
Tons of outings
Tons of shopping trips
Tons of whatever u wanna do
But u know what...
Everytime when u go to a doctor, and u are sick, and ur doctor prescribes u some medicine... And when u dun eat them or take care of urself, ur doctor would scold u... Well, this isn't going to happen, cause U GOT NO CHOICE, THE BLOODY EXAMS ARE COMING!!!
UCCD is getting on my nerves... TTP has never been so boring... And i thought last sem was bad... This sem is worst... Look at all the crap i'm studying... Trompenaars, Hofstede... Who the hell are these ppl and what are they doing in my lecture notes... Even their names are hard to spell... Like Trompenaars (pronnunced trom-pee-na), like i would think its spelt, IDIOT... And the other guy, Hofstede (pronnunced hof-stir-dus), he would be spelt, STUPID...
Oh ya, and i have yet to complain about my other modules... Somehow, i feel that SB is really just giving us things to study... Like what relevance has Principle of Supply Chain Management got to do with the tourism industry... U mean we gotta plan how to transport tourist to our beautiful island this way:
1 TEU (Twenty Foot Equilivant Unit, commonly known as a Container that u see at PSA) can contain 200 surrogated boxes (bloody boxes used for packing)
1 surrogated boxes can contain 24 tourist...
Or this
First, we'll transport the tourists by sea by ship, and then we'll transport them by land by truck to their hotel, and here comes the best part... Then we store them in the DC (Distribution Centre, commonly known as a warehouse) till customers (hotels, attractions, airlines, and all other tourism related thingys) order... When customer order comes in, we remove these boxes of tourist from the warehouse and transport them by truck to the customers...
If the tourism industry was like this, there is no need for this industry anyway, cause it would never work out... Like who wanna be transported in containers...
... And dun get me started on my other modules...
If given a choice, my module list would look like this:
1. How to Rebel
2. How to Not Study and Pass
3. How to play games
4. How to shop
5. Travelling
6. How to excel in this screwed up world without any paper
Or the other module list:
1. Play
2. Go Out
3. Sports
4. Entertainment
5. Movies
6. K-Box
7. Chalet
8. Holidays
Somehow, come to think of it, the Sick School's module list isn't bad either... But that is more suitable for ppl like Liteng...
Why can't my dad be an owner of some large company (MNCs would be nice, Companies would be nicer), then no matter how my results turn out, i'll still be a manager or something once i start out...
Or why can't my dad be the president of the US... That way, i'll ask every one of my secret service agents to study 1 module each, and then at the test, i'll just have to write my name on the paper...
Like this is such a torture...
Growing up, u learn that whenever year-end comes, u have christmas, and that is when u have lots of presents... And then when the year starts, you start school and u get to see all ur frenz, and u chat till who knows what, and play, and outings, without having to care a damn about exams and study till March...
And look what we have now... Christmas, New Year, Reports, Presentations and EXAMS!!! Like any idiot can also tell u that they don't go together...
Remember your first day in Primary 1... How excited were u, all the stories that you hear that school is exciting, fun... And then, you would give up anything to go to school... Even if u were sick and dying (ok, probably not dying), you would still go to school... MCs were like dumb pieces of paper that you kept in ur wallet... Or paper that ur mum would insist u pass to ur teacher...
How lied to were we... We were never told of exams... We were never told of crap modules we had to study... And the nice 3 subject list then: English, MT, Maths... No one told us that it would grow to include crappy stuff...
Now, i would give up anything not to go to school... And MCs are treasures that every sought after... If u were sick, flu, cough, sore throat, headache, stomachache, simple illness like these, u won't hesistate to go to the doctor just to obtain an MC...
And in Poly, 25% ability to skip, pon is everyone's treasure...
Whoever came up with this idea of having paper qualifications should be strapped to a pole and burnt...
Oh, one more thing, i think the socialist idea is still better...
Imagine this, when u are in a socialist society, everything is given to u by the state... Dun have to give a damn about study, dun have to give a damn about work... Everyday just slack...
What about a Capitalism society???
Study your guts out for some pieces of paper... Work your guts out to earn misely amount of money to survive on... Where's the time to slack??? Everyone is super in need of sleep...
Have u ever thought why Singapore's population is aging...
Its because all the young ppl are either too stressed out that it affects their sperm/ovules, or they are commiting sucide due to the pressure, or they dun have the time to produce babies...
Ok, so enough whining, i still got tons of things to study...
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