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(Tuesday, November 28, 2006-)
+11/28/2006 12:03:00 PM]*
Finally got a beach date with darling yesterday... Went Sentosa with her...
So met her at 0930 at her house, was quite early and when i called her upon reaching her house, her phone was engaged... Great, so i waited for 15 mins for that girl to ans her phone... Met her then went down to my old house to grab some stuff before going to Vivo for breakfast... She had some hotpot noodles which she happily told the uncle to add more chilli and i had mee hoon kwey... And dearest mummy gave me her kopitiam card with onli 3 sth inside, good only to buy darling's meal... And my blur darling, ask me buy for her watermelon milkshake, so i went to buy a watermelon milkshake for her and a cup of watermelon juice for myself, and she gladly asked me, what did i buy for her after drinking like half the cup...
After breakfast, we went to Vivomart to get some stuff before going off to the beach... 2 big bottles of water, 1 packet of Nachos and 1 bottle of suntanning oil... Then it was off to the beach... Reached the beach and we walked and walked to find a good spot to suntan... We finally settled on a corner on another island which we had to go across by a bridge... So the sun was just right for tanning... Tanned, then water, then tan, then water, then suddenly, she said, "I think its gonna rain", and then we sat there a while and, RAIN!!! DIE!!! So run back to main island to seek shelter under a tent cause she say, she dun want her bag to get wet... And while under the tent, she wanted to go bathe, so we ran to the toilet to bathe, and know what, her bag got wet...
After bathing, we went to Underwater World... This girl loves to look at animals, last time was zoo, now underwater world... So we spent like an hour at underwater world looking at the sea creatures, then we went to the food court near underwater world to sit... She claimed hungry, so wanted to get her something to eat, and guess what...
1 plate of chicken rice - $8.40
1 bowl of Laksa - $7
NICE PRICES MAN!!! In the end, did not eat, end up walking again, before settling down at a Delifrance near the beach to eat... Then after lunch at 3 sth, we went to Billabong where she went window shopping... And knowing my dearest darling, window shopping would equals to alot of things she wants... Total bill to come, $200 bucks...
Then after that, we walked up, saw the chair lift and we decided to go for it... Sat the chair lift and that girl, half way up then tell me, "what if we die falling down???"... Was fun lor the chair lift, then went to ride the luge down, so i spend half the time speeding while she was going slowly... HAHA...
After that, went home cause both of us were super tired... Saw teng on the train, super dumb lor... HAHA... Sent darling home the went home myself...
And my stupid bank, dunno what's wrong lor, say i got a balance of $50 sth, then when i wanna draw $50, say not enough funds... Stupid lor, its time to change bank soon...
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(Saturday, November 25, 2006-)
+11/25/2006 04:09:00 PM]*
Back blogging after a week... Not a very eventful week though, unlike the week before...
Sunday - Went out with U15 peeps... Window shopped around Heeren with del, wl, and kai kai before jie came... Then went to walk walk around Cini where were met isa... Went to Meridian to eat korean food then went Cathay to watch Material Girls, met up with sok kee in the theatre... Show was ok, but still feel that ppl onli go in to see Hilary and Haylie Duff... Then went ljs to eat supper before going home...
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday - Everyday is school-home, school-home, school-home... Nothing eventful, rushing projects...
Friday - Went to school, then had Gems, dumb skit, super impromptu, like we just went with the flow lor, and the whole plot changed a number of times since we first discussed it on wednesday...
First was a couple go buy furniture, ARGUE. Then change to 2 frenz go buy bday present(bag and pencil box), ARGUE. Then finally on in lesson, we decided, 3 frenz go buy handphone, ARGUE. And all the minor details kept on changing, so in the end, just go with the flow... Anyway, my phone rang during the skit, quite funny luckily on silent, but my phone was one of the "products" being sold, so while my group members crowded round the table, they all were like looking at the phone ringing away while we continued with our skit... SUPER FUNNY!!!
TTP tutorial got cancelled, so decided to meet darling at Hougang instead of waiting for her to come down to SP...
We went to watch Casino Royale at Lido... SUPER NOT NICE LOR...
WARNING, THE FOLLOWING IS GOING TO BE ABOUT THE DUMB MOVIE CALLED CASINO ROYALE SO IF U LOVE DANIEL CRAIG, U BETTER NOT BE READING THIS!!!
The movie is super cannot make it man i tell you...
Things that are nice in the movie:
1) The Aston Martin DB9 which was sadly spunned away
2) The way the Poker Hold'em game was played, all the full house and 1 spade flush
3) Seeing Daniel Craig's balls getting tortured
Things that are dumb in the movie:
1) Daniel Craig running all over the place
2) The bloody dumb We-Dun-Know-What-They-Talking Convo
3) The super draggy show, 2hrs plus lor, and know what, it keep on looking like the show ended
4) Daniel Craig DID NOT save the day, and i mean DID NOT...
5) Eva Green cheating on Daniel Craig, NO ENDING SEX SCENE, BOO!!!
6) Crashing the Aston Martin DB9
And lastly, why WE (Me and Darling) HATES Daniel Craig
1) He's Blond, when have u ever seen a blond James Bond
2) He's Ugly, and when have u ever seen an ugly James Bond
3) He's Clumsy, DID U SEE THE WAY HE JUMPED DOWN IN THE OPENING SCENE!!!
4) He cannot Fight for nuts, need i say more???
5) He did not save the day, need i say more again???
Off to do my projects again...
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(Saturday, November 18, 2006-)
+11/18/2006 09:42:00 PM]*
MST is finally over, days of studying on the train, of stressing yourself out realising that you didn't finish studying before you went to sleep, all these over, finally...
So after yesterday's finally paper, was supposed to go for gems since skit presentation is next week, however, decided against going when i realised that most of my group members may not even go... Went to FC4 to eat with wl, swat, pat, and del, isa came to school to study... We then went to the library where we met teng and kaikai... I found this penguin game which got everyone addicted to it, and del showed us the video for the chinese backstreet boys, super funny, we're gonna do it one day at k box man... So after that, me, isa, wl and del went to vivocity to eat, it was originally newton, but because wl complained it was too far, we went to vivo instead... Ate at the harbourfront hawker centre, CHEAP DINNER, less than 20 bucks total for 4 of us lor, but we knew that the dinner would onli last us for a while onli [that night at conference, everyone complained hungry]... Then went to walk around vivocity, saw a nice adidas jacket, went to a book store and bought a book of answers[refer below], then board the oldest sailing passenger ship, MV Doulos, which was at port and had a bookfair... After that, we went to wait for teng to finish work while we had card games at one of the benches...
Watching chinese backstreet boys now, really funny man, we should really do this one day soon...
So the book of answers is quite cool, you ask a question, and then start flipping the pages of the book till you feel that you should stop, then you open that page and that is your answer... So we asked lots and lots of questions while referring to the book for answers... So questions like, is isa an idiot, is wl and idiot, will wl turn les, will we pass our mst... However, there were 2 questions that were very interesting, one of them had a "no" as an answer [question would not be revealed], and another one had a "yes" for an answer. And guess what was the question that had a direct yes as an answer...
"Would Irene and Chun Hwee Be Together???"
WOOO!!! When we saw that answer, we were like, "hahahaha, woooo..."
So for any question that you really require answers to, please refer to delwyn at 97**-****, service onli available to U15 members only...
Hopefully tmr going to the car show, wanna go see my chiobu, but dun think she's working tomorrow, so oh well, lets go and look at the cars, all the chio cars there...
And yes, i'm finally gonna watch Casino Royale on friday with darling... Hahaha...
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(Friday, November 17, 2006-)
+11/17/2006 02:41:00 PM]*
Les Professor Confesses To Tek-Ko Ways
Sick School Les Professor, Sim Woei Ling, who recently confessed to her lesbian ways in a conversation with sick school staff has recently confessed to her fetish, Tek-Ko-Ness... She was quoted saying, "a guy nearly 2m.. is a lil charming". In addition, she is also now the wife of sick school general professor, Zhong Likai, who is Sick School residential Tek-Ko... In addition, Woei Ling also has a fetish for penguins...
Sick School staff and students could not be reached for their comments...
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+11/17/2006 12:59:00 AM]*
Les Professor Confesses To Lesbian WaysLesbian professor of the Sick School, Sim Woei Ling has confessed to her lesbian ways on the 17th of November 2006 at 1243a.m. This was unexpected as she has never confessed to her lesbian ways before and even put down rumours that she is a lesbian. However, in her recent conversation with certain other Unique 15 members and Sick School staff, she was quoted saying, "I AM A LESBIAN".
Other sick school staff could not be reached for their comments on their colleague's confession to her lesbian ways.
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(Sunday, November 12, 2006-)
+11/12/2006 11:47:00 PM]*
If you're wondering why is there strawberries on my blog, its because we celebrated strawberry day on friday... Actually, its WL's birthday...
So many of u might be thinking how did someone's bday become strawberry day... Its because the dear birthday girl HATES strawberries...
And so the planning began to give her a very unforgettable 18th birthday... All those sit down and talk meetings, all those shopping trips, trips to make the stuff for sentosa...
And came the day, the theme, STRAWBERRIES...
Met Jo at 0920 at her hse downstairs, and darling jo woke up like onli at 9... Luckily we got prepare time for ppl like her to be late, so walked with her to farrer park mrt where we took a train down to harbourfront to meet the rest of them... Reached harbourfront, went to vivomart to get some of the stuffs we knew we need to get... Sneaked the whipped cream from the fridge to the counter while WL was away... And guess what, when we were at the cashier, there was something wrong with their system so they could not check out the item... Just at that moment, the guys came over with WL, and we were like frantically trying to hide the whipped cream from her... After buying our stuff, went and took a bus to sentosa...
At the beach, the gals sat down and started tanning while the guys just took the ball and started kicking it around... Nesh, that idiot despo wanted to get near one of those gals on the beach for a better view so we did him the honours and kicked the ball as far as possible for him to retrive...
After that, decided to tan a little before going into the water... So laid back and tanned for a while...
And before i could continue my tan, it started to rain, so went into the water to escape from the rain... Played in the water with the peeps before it started to rain heavier... There goes our day at the beach...
Or not... We started taking photos in the rain, and then had bread for lunch... I kana the little fillings bread, haha, and it was i who told irene not to put alot on the bread the day before... Haha... How nice... Nesh enjoyed his bread head with extra mayo and isa, that dumb girl, ate wl's plain bread which was supposed to be used for her strawberry jam...
And so after lunch, the rain started to stop and we went back into the water to play again... This time, dunking ppl after ppl... Poor teng, keep on kana dunk by ppl... We played ball in the water while likai and isa went off for a secret rendezvous, had to call them back when we wanted to leave...
Off to the shower next where we bathed in the open... CH had this strawberry shower gel which really made the whole toilet smell like strawberries, and to think WL can say "No Smell..." So while waiting for the gals to finish bathing, the guys again took pictures outside the toilet... After that, decided to run to the chalet (its a hotel room btw) to set up the first of many strawberries hourly special, and guess what, we onli had the fruits, the rest of our surprise was with jo... How great... So we slacked around on the bed, wait for the gals to come...
Bumped around in the room for like 2 hours while alex came before we went off to meet SK and for dinner at palawan beach koufu... Had zhi cha for dinner, reminded me of china and our one table lots of dish meals... After that, had cake, or rather, WL had her birthday cake, A strawberry cake from Breadtalk, EXPECTED!!!... HAHA... So we knew her wish was like, "hope i do (oops, dun) get strawberries next year", or "hope i start to love strawberries"... Next stop, Southen Most Point of Continential Asia...
But before that, 2 of our U15 gals had to satisfy their fetish of the guys toilet... Jo and Teng entered the guys toilet to do their business... HAHA... What's with these gals... Jo came out when she was done and nesh cheated teng by telling her to stay inside cause someone was coming, and that girl stayed inside stupidly... U15 girls fetish... Who's next???
Went to the tower to take more pictures, still haven gotten our complete U15 picture yet... This time, 13 ppl turned up lessing Moses and Rynel... Yet to settle our numberings too... HAHA... Photo session as always...
Then came the walk back... Some peeps sneaked away to settle the water bombs while some stayed behind to distract WL... Went to 7-11 for ice cream, WL treated me, thanks girl... HAHA... Then continued our walk back... Went for a walk and talk with WL while the peeps settled the water bomb before helping them do up the water bombs... Or rather, we sat at one side and talked while the rest were busy making the bombs...
Sick School Annual General Meeting at the beach where we finalised before our Water Bomb War... Nesh grabbed hold of Del, wanting us to bomb him, but we all were aiming for nesh... HAHA... So nesh got like all of the bombs in our hand there before i, likai and isa ran off to save our skin while they started powdering each other with bombs... And then came my most famous cheat, by passing bombs to ppl who were out of bombs, but actually bursting it infront of them... It worked on sec 1s, to think it worked on 18 yr olds... HAHA...
After that it was beach cleanup, feels like Corrective Work Order without the vest and at night... Went to bath at one of the showers lining the beach, and the dry me got wet by helping ppl clean off the sand... After that was light sticks, half of which did not work, and our PSI increasing, Help Calling sparkles session... Nesh took a bunch of red sparkles and lit them up all at the same time, making it look like a flare...
Went back to the room where i waited for jie to bath finish while the rest went out to bath... After the bath, watched Made in Japan on HBO with the guys, SK penged at the side, while alot of us drifted in and out of sleep...
Food was next where the bread came out as well as the potato chips... Jo went out since she was not feeling well and i kindly delivered some bread to that hungry gal... HAHA... Now came the dumb part, while i was in the room, my hp in my bag, was talking before isa noticed a hp ringing amongst the piles of bags... So like everyone kept quiet trying to figure out whose hp is that ringing, and i was like, can't be mine... And who knows, its mine... So dumb, changed profile so couldn't recognised the ring tone... HAHA... That darling wanted more bread, so brought more to her before sneaking out for a truth or dare, drink session... Secrets, Secrets...
Went back to the room after finding and changing places to play our game... Ended up sleeping on the floor between the beds... Cold sia, so i started moving furthur up... HAHA... Then ring, someone's phone went off, ignored it and went back to sleep and then the phone went off again... HAHA... Woke up before del's Shanghai Tan went off, bumped around and watched more tv while waiting for peeps to wake up...
Checked out and went down to wait for the tram... Raining... Tram came and dumb typical Singaporeans all rush for the tram though we were like the first at the tram stop... Sat at the front of the second carriage, and instead of getting wet from the top if we walked in the rain, we got wet from the bottom since the chair was soaking wet... Took the bus back to vivocity, felt like a roller coaster... Had Carl's Jr for lunch, 2 times in 4 days, and i ate the exact same thing... Tried to do our supersonic tutorial by heading to Ben and Jerrys but it did not suceed... HAHA... Bumped around again before heading home... Dhoby Ghaut, did not get off, kana forced to pei either one of the gals home while likai pei the other... So i like forced him to pei irene to sengkang while the good me happily pei-ed teng to hougang... HAHA... Sabo him lor since he dunno the place well... HAHA... Then cabbed home, went pass darling's hse before going home...
Tiring 2 days of chalet... But had fun with the peeps of U15...
Having FM test tmr, and guess what, i've been bumping around more than studying... How great... Hope to do well man... And shir just reminded me, i'm having like 4 management module tests this week, how great, darn those management modules, they're not fun...
Oh ya, and WL is going to save the earth and mankind tmr... Dun forget to burn more strawberries for her...
Prep day, day before the chalet... Our wonderful jelly creation, but it looks like a bowl of fruits rather...
The Bday gal by the beach, looks realli like a cut and paste insert the person shot...
Peeps of the U15, lessing out Rynel and Moses...
Btw, we've got lots of new name... The original, Unique 15 or U15 for short...
Sick 15 - proud of our Sick School
Cek Aik 15
and the newest, Asshole 15... WOOO!!!
The gals of the Unique 15 in full force, from left to right from top to bottom...
Jo, Isa, Irene, Sok Kee, Teng, Woei Ling
The guys of Unique 15, missing out 2 members, Moses and Rynel...
From left to right, top to bottom...
Nesh, Likai, Quek, Me, Alex, Chun Hwee, Del...
Strawberries Hourly Special... Some of the items on sale... Or rather, for the consumption of the birthday gal...
SICK SCHOOL ANNUAL GENERAL MEETING
The Sick School Annual General Meeting was conducted on the 10th of November at Sentosa in conjunction with the Sick School Camp. At the meeting, the director position was put to vote, with the candidates being, Liteng, Isabella and Delwyn. After a nation-wide or rather school-wide vote, the Director position was assumed by Delwyn who won a large majority of the votes. According to Sick School Laws, the other candidates for the director position would be made co-directors, making Liteng and Isabella co- directors of the Sick School. They however, still holds their portfolio of professors of the school.
At the meetings, the promotion of Irene to co- director was also put to vote, in which she too won a large majority of the votes.
After the motions and voting, the sick school board and staff now stands as follows:
Advisor - Nesh
Director and Professor of SM - Delwyn
Co-Director and Professor of Male Body Parts & Gay Sex - Isabella
Co-Director and Professor of Female Body Parts & Kama Sutra - Li Teng
Co-Director and Professor of Psycho & Blowjob- Irene
Professor of Animal Sex - Karl
Professor of Boobs - Alex
General Professor - Likai
Sex Combo Maniac - Chun Hwee
Discipline Master - Eugene
None of the staff could be reached for their comments.
Sick School Advisor Found Attempting Suicide... AGAIN...
Former director and current advisor to the Sick School, Ganesh was found attempt suicide again after his failed suicide attempt a week ago. He has been missing ever since his first suicide attempt and this is the first sighting of him after the previous attempt. He was previously assumed dead after he remained missing past the 72 hours deadline. A nation wide search was previously conducted to search for the missing former director.
For the second time, the advisor was found attempting suicide, this time at a beach near the Sick School Campsite. However, like the previous attempt, Ganesh suicide plan was foiled by students and staff of the Sick School.
Reasons for his second suicide attempt was however, different from the first. It is rumoured that he attempted suicide this time because there was nothing to see on the beach. It is also rumoured that he attempted suicide in order to attract attention of people on the beach.
The former director was persuaded down from the rocks when Sick School staff asked him to attend the Sick School Annual General Meeting conducted later in the day.
The advisor of the Sick School nor the staff and students of the Sick School could be reached for their comments regarding their former director suicide attempt.
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(Tuesday, November 07, 2006-)
+11/07/2006 06:43:00 PM]*
Director Still Missing
The director of the Sick School, Ganesh, seen here in a file picture, is still not found despite a national wide search by the Police and the National Guards for him. He was last seen attempting suicide on the 31st of October 2006. Ganesh is feared dead after the 72 hour deadline previously given by the Police. He has been placed highly on the Missing List.
The Sick School has released a notice saying that Acting Director, Isabella, would be made the Director if the Sick School if Ganesh is not found within the next 12 hours.
Anyone with infomation on the director can post it on the tagboard.
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(Friday, November 03, 2006-)
+11/03/2006 03:21:00 PM]*
Recently Promoted Sick School Co-Director Claim Innocence
Recently promoted Sick School Co-Director, Isabella (pictured) claimed innocence among sick school staff at a school meeting yesterday. However, Sick School staff do not agree with their new Co-Director. Isabella was recently promoted to Co- Director of the Sick School due to her request but also because Sick School Discipline Master, Delwyn felt that she was on a level good enough for that position.
Sick School Phd Student Irene said, "ISABELLA IS NOT INNOCENT AT ALL~~!!!"
In addition, many of the sick school staff and students have their own opinion towards Isabella's claim. However, they could not be reached for their comments. To comment on Isabella's claim, please tag the tagboard.
Sick School Director Still Missing
Sick School Director, Ganesh, is still missing following his suicide attempt on the 31st of October 2006. This is due to the director's skin colour. In addition, meterologist have said that the moonlight would not be brighter anytime soon due to the time of the month, making the search for Ganesh harder. Police are still combing the area for the missing director and he is feared dead. A Police Spokesperson, who spoke on the condition of anonymity, said, "The search for Ganesh is made harder since his skin colour is very dark and the moonlight is very dim. In addition, Ganesh is feared dead if he is not found in the next 72 hours. However, we would still try our best to find Ganesh."
The police have enlisted the help of the National Guards to search for the missing director. Anyone with information can present the information on the tagboard.
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(Thursday, November 02, 2006-)
+11/02/2006 06:05:00 PM]*
Suicide Attempt of the Director of the Sick School FoiledThe suicide attempt of the Director of the Sick School has been foiled by students, professors and alumni of the school on the 31st of October 2006. It is not known why the director, Ganesh attempted suicide but it was rumoured that it was due to matters of the heart.
A witness, who spoke on the condition of anonymity, said that before the suicide attempt was foiled, the director was heard shouting, "S***, I regret letting go our love. Sorry."
Sick School Discipline Master, one of those who foiled the director's plan said, "
Dun ask me why he went hysterical..i guess he was kinda depressed and deprived of love."
Another reason rumoured to why the director attempted suicide was due to Sick School staff saying that their director is Bloody Kiam Siap. Ganesh attempted suicide because he did not know the meaning of Bloody Kiam Siap.
Investigators are trying to find out the exact reason why the director attempted suicide but they could not find the director after he disappeared following the foiled suicide attempt.
Anyone with information can present the information on the tag board.
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If you're wondering why is there strawberries on my blog, its because we celebrated strawberry day on friday... Actually, its WL's birthday...
Prep day, day before the chalet... Our wonderful jelly creation, but it looks like a bowl of fruits rather...
Peeps of the U15, lessing out Rynel and Moses...
The gals of the Unique 15 in full force, from left to right from top to bottom...
The guys of Unique 15, missing out 2 members, Moses and Rynel...
Strawberries Hourly Special... Some of the items on sale... Or rather, for the consumption of the birthday gal...
Sick School Advisor Found Attempting Suicide... AGAIN...
Director Still Missing
Recently Promoted Sick School Co-Director Claim Innocence